Only one day left until England kick off their World Cup campaign and the country is a sea of red and white, with St. George’s flags adorning everything from windows to faces.

Everywhere you go there is someone wearing England regalia, official Umbro kits, St George’s cross shorts. This has not gone unnoticed by retailers nationwide who have all jumped on the bandwagon, releasing generic merchandise to tempt customers into parting with their hard earned beer money. There are one or two purveyors of some stylish garments that cater for those who understand British pride, passion and humour.  One in particular design has Sven and Rooney in the roles of Little Britain’s Lou and Andy.